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July 17, 2008

Oklahoma politican to release homophobic campaign comic book

STUPID BITCHES CLUB

Rineharthomophobe.jpgThis could be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard!

Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart is running for re-election, but he is evidently a little worried that the gays might hold him back.

Rinehart's campaign is mailing out a comic book to voters that makes fun of homosexuals criticizes Rinehart's political opponents. It features a man and woman admiring Rinehart's often-controversial political career.

The politicians who are called in Rinehart's comics aren't too happy!

"A drowning man tends to thrash about,” state Attorney General Drew Edmondson, one of the targets in the book, said through a spokesman. "Nothing Rinehart says is worthy of comment or rebuttal.”

Sheriff John Whetsel, another target of the comic book, called it "extremely pathetic and very bigoted. I was taken back that in 2008, a candidate would use that type of inflammatory material and do it under the name of being a Christian.”

Other characters in the comic include an angel, who supports Rinehart, and Satan, who supports Rinehart's critics.

Commissioner Rinehart just earned himself a spot in the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

June 12, 2008

Marine Lance Cpl. David Motari gets punished for killing puppy

DavidMotaridog.jpgSTUPID BITCH. Remember David Motari? He's the dumb ass solider who threw the small dog over the cliff. Now, he's getting disciplined. Chances are Motari won't be representing our country much longer. Marine Lance Cpl. David Motari has received "unspecified no-judicial punishment" (an "article-15" in military terms.) The Sergeant who stood by and watched Motari kill a poor defenseless puppy is also getting the same punishment. I think they should both get discharged.

June 11, 2008

Shia LaBeouf apologizes for using anti-gay slur in video tape (watch the video here!)

Shia LaBeouf says he is "embarassed" by this YouTube video of him calling his friend a "faggot."

“The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend,” LaBeouf’s rep told E! Online. “He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”

His slip up even landed him an enduction into the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

LaBeauf has also had a few minor run-ins with the law. Last year, Shia was arrested for refusing to leave a Chicago Walgreen's store. He faced charges of misdemeanor criminal, which were later dropped.

LaBeouf was later smoking where he shouldn't in Burbank, Calif., but a judge later dismissed that charge as well.

June 9, 2008

Did Shia LaBeouf really just call his friend a faggot on camera?

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Shia LaBeouf, an aspiring actor who I have tried so hard to like, is a stupid bitch.

Loser LaBeuf is like that typical geeky straight guy who wants to be cool so badly that he'll do anything like call his friend a faggot, so he will slap him.

Are you kidding me?

The folks over at TMZ have video of Shia calling his friend a faggot so his friend will bitch slap him.

Doesn't he have anything else to do? Isn't there a Walgreens employee somewhere dying to be annoyed?

May 16, 2008

DMX pleads not guilty to drug and animal cruelty charges

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DMX pleaded not guilty not guilty to felony drug possession and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges on Thursday, but we still think he's a stupid bitch!

The washed up rapper was indicted last week on 11 counts, including felony marijuana and paraphernalia possession and seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty.

He got busted in August when authorities raided his house investigating if he was neglecting 12 pit bulls. Some were dehydrated and appeared to be underfed. Three were found buried in his back yard.

DMX has had previous run-ins with the law. In June 2006, Scottsdale police nabbed him for carrying a concealed handgun outside a nightclub. DMX also served jail time in 2005 for violating his parole following a 2004 incident in which he posed as an undercover federal agent and crashed his sport utility vehicle through a security gate at Kennedy International Airport.

Don't know who he is? DMX recorded the 1999 hit single "Party Up (Up in Here)." His last album, "Year of the Dog ... Again," was released last year.

May 9, 2008

Gays in Sacramento need to vote AGAINST Kevin Johnson for mayor

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I am calling all gay voters in Sacramento to vote AGAINST mayoral candidate Kevin Johnson. The former NBA player says he believes marriage is between a man and a woman.

Kevin Johnson clearly isn't ready to lead Sacramento. Johnson says he supports civil unions and equal benefits for same-sex couples. He added that his religion prevents him from supporting gay marriage.

Progressive cities like Sacramento, Los Angeles, New York and San Francisco need to elect leaders who are willing to not only support gay rights but push for them!

Electing Johnson would be a step backward.

Can you say Stupid Bitch?

Maybe Kevin should stick to the NBA and get out of politics.

April 2, 2008

Man accused of abusing Lucas the dog as punishment

lucasthedog.jpgChris Barnett, a hillbilly from Tennessee, is on trial for animal cruelty accused of filing down his dog's teeth almost to the gums appeared in court on Tuesday.

At a preliminary hearing Tuesday in McMinnville (outside of Nashville), testimony about the abuse on Lucas the dog from an eye witness brought representatives of the Warren County Humane Association to tears.

"You don't teach a dog not to chew by beating him and then filing his teeth off," said General Sessions Court Judge Larry Ross. "It was just a sadistic beating."

If convicted of aggravated animal assault against Lucas, Barnett could be sentenced to two years in prison and fined $3,000. I think he should get life or the death penalty, but that's just me!

The district attorney says people from all over the country called in support of Lucas the dog.

Chris Barnett is a stupid bitch!

March 30, 2008

Sally Kern still hates the gay community

sallykernoped.jpgWe have said it time and time again, but Sally Kern is a stupid bitch.

After coming out last week against gay discrimination, Sally has evidently fallen off the wagon!

On Sunday, Kern wrote an op-ed piece against the "gay agenda." Read the whole thing here.

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March 21, 2008

Gary George is a stupid bitch!

George_Gary.jpgWord of our "Stupid Bitches Club" must be spreading the political world like wild fire, because we're just inducting tons of elected officials lately!

Our latest inductee is Oregon State Senator Gary George. Here's Senator George's advice to the LGBT community:

"My advice to the gay community is SHUT UP, just don't talk about it. If you walk around talking about what you do in the bedroom, you should be on the pervert channel."

What do you think of State Senator Gary George's comments? Why don't you shoot him an e-mail and tell him that he's a stupid bitch. His e-mail address is: sen.garygeorge@state.or.us!

March 10, 2008

Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern is a stupid bitch!

sallykernstupidbitch.jpgOklahoma Representative Sally Kern is getting her redneck name in the national headlines by publicly gay bashing.

Kern released a YouTube video on Friday saying that gays are worse than terrorists.

"The homosexual agenda is destroying this nation; it's just a fact," Rep. Sally Kern is heard saying on her not-so-clever YouTube video.

One of Kern's most controversial claims is that homosexuals and homosexuality is more of a threat to the United States than terrorism.

Kern, a Republican who represents Oklahoma City, is clearly a Hilter-wannabe.

This isn't the first time the old hag has bashed gays. Why can't she leave us alone? We haven't ever made fun of her whore-red lipsticks, tacky clothes and 1980's granny haircut. You can bet we will from now on though!

This stupid bitch is closer to the gay community than she thinks! Sally Kern has just been inducted into the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club. The old whore had better send us a thank you card too!

March 1, 2008

Alycia Lane is a Stupid Bitch

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Congratulations to former news anchor Alycia Lane. On Saturday, GaySocialites.com inducted the ugly news lady into the Stupid Bitches Club.

Alycia is not a good news anchor, and she's not even pretty. I'm surprised she kept her job as long as she did. Lane was actually fired recently after hitting a New York City cop and blurting out a homophobic slur.

Lane may have gotten off the hook, but gay cops in New York are pissed!

The New York City Region of the Gay Officers Action League (GOAL) said it was "outraged and deeply concerned" that prosecutors downgraded the charge from a felony to a misdemeanor.

Thomas Verni, lead GOAL spokesman, released this statement:
“If people cannot control their anger and hatred and choose to confront and injure a police officer, then what chance does the everyday citizen have of expecting a general sense of personal safety in our city?”

Lane didn’t respond to GOAL’s comments, but that's no big shocker. Alycia thinks she is a princess not an 'everyday citizen.'

At least now, the bitch is unemployed! Thanks KYW-TV!

January 9, 2008

Stephen Baldwin is a Stupid Bitch!

The least famous member of the Baldwin family is doing what the Baldwin's do best - making an ass of himself. The man who rose to fame for starring in a movie titled "Threesome" now says he doesn't support gay marriage by misquoting the Bible. That's why Stephen Baldwin is our latest inductee to the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

During an appearance on the Howard Stern radio show, Stephen pledged his support for Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and misquoted the Bible to push his 'born again' beliefs.


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"I don't believe that gay marriage is in line with God's Word, which is found in the Bible," Baldwin said.

"So, what I think doesn't matter; what I believe is what's in the Bible and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable."

As a Christian myself, who just happens to be gay, I know the Bible pretty well. I have yet to find a passage that says anyone should not be married. What Bible is Mr. Baldwin reading? Maybe he should do some studying before we classify him as "born again." In this case, it seems like he is just brain washed!

In the movie "Threesome," Baldwin plays a macho college guy who develops a strange relationship and ultimately has sex with his male and female roommates to form a threesome.

November 30, 2007

Wayne Newton angry at Carson over gay jokes

Wayne Newton aired his dirty laundry about the age-old feud between he and former late night talk show host Johnny Carson.

Evidently Carson questioned Newton's sexuality and that sent little Wayne into a tizzy. 

"I went to NBC, Burbank, and walked down the halls into his office, and Freddy de Cordova, his producer, was in the office with him. And I walked in, unannounced, I said to Freddy, I said, would you excuse us, please?"  Newton told Larry King. 

 

"He was so shocked that he did get up and leave. And I said to Mr. Carson, I said, I don’t know what friend of yours I’ve killed, I don’t know what child of yours I’ve hurt, I don’t know what food I’ve taken out of your mouth, but these jokes about me will stop and they’ll stop now or I will kick your ass," according to Wayne's story.

Are you freakin' kidding me?!  When you prance around in brightly colored spandex with your helmet like hair that requires a case of White Rain... Mr. Newton... you've gotta take the critism that comes your way!!!

That's why this Friday, we welcome Wayne Newton into the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club!

October 30, 2007

Obama's former gay minister...

Presidential wannabe Barack Obama hit the concert trail with weekend with Rev. Donnie McClurkin, a man who says he was cured from being gay.

Despite protests from his gay supporters (some now former gaysupporters), Obama continued the gospel concert tour with McClurkin.

All went well with the former gay God lover in the beginning.  McClurkin even got an applause at the beginning.

It was toward the ends of the concert when the man who claims he isn't gay anymore stuck his foot in his mouth.

"I'm going to say something that's going to get me in trouble," Rev. Donnie started.

Of course you are, I say.

"Don't call me a bigot or anti-gay, when I have been touched by the same feelings," McClurkin went on. "When I have suffered with the same feelings," he babbled.

BUT WAIT! It gets worse.


"Don't call me a homophobe, when I love everybody … Don't tell me that I stand up and I say vile words against the gay community because I don't. I don't speak against the homosexual," McClurkin added.

Here comes the kicker...

"I tell you that God delivered me from homosexuality," McClurkin proclaimed.

What a Stupid Bitch!

October 26, 2007

Country singer John Rich is homophobic

 

John Rich of the country bumpkin band Big & Rich is a homophobe.  In an interview with the Tennessean, Rich said he is backing Fred Thompson because they're both conservatives. 

In the same interview, John Rich - the homophobic country singer, said this about legalizing gay marriage:

"I think if you legalize that, you've got to legalize some other things that are pretty unsavory," he says. "You can call me a radical, but how can you tell an aunt that she can't marry her nephew if they are really in love and sharing the bills? How can you tell them they can't get married, but something else that's unnatural can happen?"

I find that this next moves comes very natural to me, on behalf of the GaySocialites, I would like to induct John Rich of Big & Rich into the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

Is it 1942?  Do people still talk like that?  Those hillbillies need some socialization.

October 15, 2007

Senator Craig lives in an invisible closet

 

Senator Larry Craig sat down with NBC's Matt Lauer over the weekend to tape a show set to air on Tuesday night

Both Craig said his wife Suzanne denied the senator is gay even though he has already pleaded guilty to looking for sex in a men's bathroom. 

"People know me and know that I would never do that," said Suzanne Craig. "That's almost like selling your soul for something."

"I love this woman very, very much," Larry Craig said, according to MSNBC.com. "The day I found her, I fell deeply in love. And we're heading toward our 25th anniversary."

Craig also said he felt like Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney "threw me under the campaign bus" when his scandal hit the news.  Coincidentally, both Romney and Craig have been nominated into the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

"He not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again," Craig said.

Craig was Romney's Senate liaison before the gay senator was asked to resign shortly after he was outed in the bathroom.

 "Gov. Romney simply believes that a public office is a public trust," Romney spokesman Kevin Madden said. "He believes when a public official enters a guilty plea, they have broken that public trust and should step aside for the sake of their constituents."

Craig originally resigned from his Senate seat, but withdrew his resignation and decided to finish his current term.  Craig also tried to withdraw his guilty plea, but the request was denied.

October 11, 2007

Ann Coulter is definitely a stupid bitch

 

As if attacking the gays wasn't enough, Republican mega-bitch Ann Coulter is going after the Jews.

What the hell is this whore thinking?!  She is such a stupid bitch!

September 25, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 

While Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in New York this week, we here at GaySocialites.com would like to give him a few things to take back with him.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is clearly our Hot Mess of the Week.  The man who harbors terrorists, supplies Iraqi militants with weapons to kill US forces and lies about it all is more than deserving.

Each week at GaySocialites.com, we recognize someone who just couldn't get it together.  We call it our Hot Mess of the Week.  Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.

That's not all though!  While speaking at Columbia University on Monday we found out that Ahmadinejad believes the gay "phenomenon" has made its way to Iran yet.

"In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it," Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said

Not only are we inducting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into the Stupid Bitches Club, but we are also offering our services to gay up Iran a little!

September 4, 2007

Whoopi Goldberg makes us miss Rosie O'Donnell

 

During her debut on the View Tuesday morning, Whoopi Goldberg landed herself a spot in the GaySocialites.com  Stupid Bitches Club by defending dog killer Michael Vick, insulting southerners and challenging the morality of her own ethnicity.

Whoopi basically said that Michael Vick killed dogs because it was in his blood as a black southerner.

"He's from the South, from the Deep South ... This is part of his cultural upbringing," Whoopi said.

Was she stoned out of her mind or something?!  I was born and raised in the South, the Deep South... and if I ever so much as hurt a dog... my redneck family would probably strap me to the back of a truck and drag me around a field!  I don't know very many southerners who would EVER allow you to hurt their dog. 

But there's more rambling from Whoopi...

"For a lot of people, dogs are sport," Goldberg said on the show. "Instead of just saying (Vick) is a beast and he's a monster, this is a kid who comes from a culture where this is not questioned."

A culture where dog killing is not questioned?!  Are you fucking kidding me?!  How could she dare say that entire culture thinks it is okay to kill dogs?

I do not know any person, no matter the color of their skin, who finds it fun to watch two dogs fight each other until one is dead or so badly hurt that it can't stand up any more.

Whoopi Goldberg is a HUGE mistake for a show that I loved to watch while Rosie O'Donnell controlled the table.  I agreed to give the view sans Rosie a try, and now I think that was a mistake too.  Hell, Rosie didn't even piss people off this early on!

However, I'd like to congratulate Whoopi in joining the likes of homophobic presidential contender Mitt Romney, antisemitic Amber from Big Brother 8, party girl Paris Hilton and dog killer himself Michael Vick - all members of the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club.

August 31, 2007

Mitt Romney is a STUPID BITCH!

Congratulations to Presidential candidate and proud homophobe, Mitt Romney, as he was inducted to the GaySocialites.com Stupid Bitches Club on Friday.

Following a GENUIS decision by an Iowa judge to instantly allow gay marriage in his state on Friday, the man who wants to be prez, George Bush wannabe, Mitt Romney released this statement:

"The ruling in Iowa today is another example of an activist court and unelected judges trying to redefine marriage and disregard the will of the people as expressed through Iowa's Defense of Marriage Act. This once again highlights the need for a Federal Marriage Amendment to protect the traditional definition of marriage as between one man and one woman."

I think it is pretty apparent that Mitt Romney is simply a Stupid Bitch.  Please vote for anyone else! 

I have NEVER met a man who wants to be considered homophobic so badly!

August 25, 2007

Cops rescue 12 pit bulls from rapper DMX's house

 

Cops have uncovered another case of animal cruelty involving a celebrity, but this situation is a bit difference than Michael Vick's case.

Authorities in Arizona raided rapper DMX's house on Friday after receiving a tip that he was housing several dogs that were being neglected.  Police found 12 pit bills that were not provided with food or water.  The animals taken into police custody.

They also founds some weapons in the home.  No arrests have been made yet, but the police are investigating.  DMX wasn't home when the cops busted him.  Stupid bitch.

August 8, 2007

Big Brother 8 SPOILER: Amber bashes New Yorkers and Jews

 

Big Brother 8's crying wonder Amber bashed both Jews and New Yorkers earlier this week while talking with fellow house guest Jameka.  I wonder if this will make the show on CBS?

After making multiple an