Michelle Rodriguez loves the closet!

Rodriquez evidently has no plans to come out any time soon. Here's what she has to say about journalists and bloggers who are trying to force her out:

"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off. I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business," Rodriquez said. Without denying that she is gay, Michelle said: "If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

Michelle recently served time in jail for DUI (a lesbian wonderland!)

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Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has been released early from 180 day sentence for DUI for overcrowding.

Rodriquez turned herself in on December 24th and was released 16 days later. I bet Paris Hilton's blood boils every time one of these celebrities get out of jail early! There's a lesson to be learned here, really. Michelle Rodriquez has a job, she contributes to society. Paris Hilton does not. She had nothing better to do than sit in jail.

Sometimes these things get totally off subject...

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Poor Michelle Rodriguez!  The former Lost star is going to jail for 6 months! That's right, 180 days behind bars.

Rodriguez admitted to violating her probation from several DUI-related charges, but then she didn't complete her required community service and was busted three times for drinking with her monitoring accessory in tote.  Tsk! Tsk!

Someone broke the news to fans on Rodriguez's official MySpace page:

"Yes, it's true. 180 days in county jail. That is her sentence," reads a message on the actress' MySpace page. "But all is well. She is and will be just fine. Just hours after this ruling, she's as positive as ever."

"Michelle will still be leaving for New Zealand to film James Cameron's Avatar and will then report back to turn herself in to serve her sentence on Christmas Eve," the message continues. "Michelle is a survivor and is always growing from her experiences, and this will be no different." 

I guess we shouldn't worry too much about Michelle.  Lesbians have basic survival instincts required in the click.

She has until December 24th to turn herself in to authorities.

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Kylie Minogue and Michelle Rodriguez have a bit of a "history."  Rodriguez was evidently the other woman in Olivier Martinez life for a while when Kylie was dating him.

Cannes has evidently brought Kylie and Michelle back together.  The Sun is reporting that Kylie tried to avoid Michelle all week, but their source says it wasn't so bad when the two women met up.

"Kylie refused to go to the party because she knew Michelle would be there. But they later bumped into each at the Hotel du Cap bar," the insider said.

"Michelle was feeling a bit bold so she made a point of cornering Kylie."

According to the Sun, Kylie and Michelle laughed and drank until the early hours along with New Zealand stunt actress Zoe Bell.

Can't help but notice that they looked a little stoned!  Was the Cannes Film Festival one big smoke out?

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Michelle Rodriguez is on the latest edition of the lesbian magazine, Curve, and inside she finally admits that she is gay.

Rodriguez also talks about her relationship with Kristanna Loken who outted her in another gay magazine, The Advocate, last year.

Welcome to the community Michelle!

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My co-worker and I are sitting here trying to remember whether Michelle Rodriquez has already come out before.  While it may seem like common knowledge that she's of the lesbian persuasion, the Advocate is claiming that her long-time rumored girlfriend and fellow actress Kristanna Loken just confirmed our speculation.  In an interview with the magazine to promoter her appearance on the L Word, Loken said....

Advocate: What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?

Kristanna Loken: [Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um… I don’t even know how to answer that.

Advocate: It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.

KL: Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesn’t say anything]

Advocate: OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]

KL: Just don’t look upstairs, OK?

Advocate: Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that?

KL: You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

Rodriguez and her reps have yet the allegations.

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