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September 25, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 

While Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in New York this week, we here at GaySocialites.com would like to give him a few things to take back with him.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is clearly our Hot Mess of the Week.  The man who harbors terrorists, supplies Iraqi militants with weapons to kill US forces and lies about it all is more than deserving.

Each week at GaySocialites.com, we recognize someone who just couldn't get it together.  We call it our Hot Mess of the Week.  Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.

That's not all though!  While speaking at Columbia University on Monday we found out that Ahmadinejad believes the gay "phenomenon" has made its way to Iran yet.

"In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it," Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said

Not only are we inducting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into the Stupid Bitches Club, but we are also offering our services to gay up Iran a little!

September 17, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: OJ Simpson

 

O.J. Simpson remains behind bars after he and his boys busted into a Las Vegas hotel room and were accused of holding a man at gun point to steal some of his collectibles.  OJ can get away with murder, but ends up in the click for robbery?  That's why Orthenal James Simpson is the GaySocialites.com Hot Mess of the Week!

Each week at GaySocialites.com, we recognize someone who just couldn't get it together.  We call it our Hot Mess of the Week.  Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.

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September 4, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: Gay Senator Larry Craig

 

Each week at GaySocialites.com, we recognize someone who just couldn't get it together.  We call it our Hot Mess of the Week.  Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.

The newest Hot Mess of the Week is outed gay Senator Larry Craig.  On Monday we got wind that Senator Craig was cruising the men's room at a Minneapolis airport.  The now outed old Republican leader pleaded guilty and took some fines and a slap on the wrist.

When the news went public, Craig said he regretted his decision to plead guilty.  On Friday evening, GaySocialites.com broke the story that Senator Craig would resign from his position in the Senate as a representative for Idaho.  On Saturday, he did just that and stepped down.

Larry's unfortunate week has also pulled former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey and his ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey back into the spotlight.  Both remembering their respective role in the outing of a politician and the woman who briefly stands behind him.

"I was watching his wife the other day standing next to him, and I thought, 'Oh my gosh, that was me three years ago. Now here we go again,'" Matos McGreevey said. "She's a victim of the choices he's made."

As Dina was flashing back and feeling pity for Suzanne Craig, Jim McGreevey reminisced of his days of toilet plunging for gay sex:

"My gut wrenched when I read of Sen. Larry Craig's bathroom arrest. I remembered my own late-night encounter with the law at a Garden State Parkway rest stop following a political dinner in north Jersey. I pulled into the rest stop, parked my car, flashed my headlights, which was "the signal," and waited. Glancing in my rearview mirror, I saw a state trooper approaching. I desperately tried to convince the trooper of my innocence, showing him my former prosecutor's badge, a gift from the office when I left. The trooper radioed his office and returned. "I never want to see you here again," he said. I survived for another day."

Ole Larry hasn't come out of the closet yet.  He still says he isn't gay and wasn't looking for a hook-up in the men's room.

Meanwhile, his career is over and I wouldn't be surprised if his marriage is soon too!  That's why Gay Senator Larry Craig is our Hot Mess of the Week.

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August 27, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: Miss Teen South Carolina

This weekend's internet sensation is none other than Miss Teen South Carolina. 


Lauren Caitlin Upton made an ass of herself and South Carolina's education system live on Saturday night as she completely just babbled when asked a somewhat simple question during the Miss Teen USA pageant. If you can't see the video above, click here.

Didn't someone teach her to bull-shit her way through questions that she can't answer?  That's beauty pageant 101.

Here's what she said when asked why many American children can't find the United States on a world map:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some ... people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, ah, education like such as in South Africa, and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for."

That's why Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton is our Hot Mess of the Week sponsored by Hot Mess at Porky's in NYC!

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August 12, 2007

Hot Mess of the Week: Britney Spears

We've started a new tradition here at GaySocialites.com, called the Hot Mess of the Week.  Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.

Our first ever Hot Mess of the Week is Britney Spears!

This week, Britney has been smacked with papers from ex-husband Kevin Federline in which he demands full custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jaden James.

Britney is also accusing her mother, Lynne Spears, of sleeping with Fed-ex.  It's true.  Evidently, Britney believes that Mama Spears is banging her damaged goods.  I hope it is NOT true and only a figure of Britney's hallucinations.

Speaking of Britney's hallucinations, the "Toxic" singer has been spotted around Los Angeles constantly sucking on a lollipop.  Those loaded lollipops are evidently laced with morphine keeping a smile on Britney's fucked-up face.

Also this week...

  • Britney was busted buying a ton of candles at a 'mom-n-pops' drug store.
  • She was running around with her former best friend/ assistant Alli Sims who was also served papers by K-Fed in the middle of the night evidently accusing her of being an "enabler."
  • Spears was also spotted buying a few new wigs (luckily for us!)

Congrats to Britney for being our first ever Hot Mess of the Week!  Let's see if she can do it again next week!

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