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Religion is also a very powerful tool, helpful in raising and edumacating our youngins. Religion sets up a fundamental basis of beliefs for people of good standing and moral thinkery. It shows us what is right and what is liberal-left wrong by denouncing homosexuality, animal loving, witchcraft, prostitution, and midgets, and showing us that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, enthusiastically serving her man whence forth She was created.

As a loyal Christian and God fearing woman, I must say that Christianity is the only true religion in the midst of all these terrorist groups and colored cults that claim to be “religious." Can I get a Witness? Amen. Christianity is true, fair and balanced in its compassion, love and understanding of others. In fact, Christianity is the only way to accomplish true Salvation! We live in an increasingly God-less world, telling our children that sinful and wicked lifestyles are okay because religion, and believing in God, is a sham and unintelligent!

The youth of this country are told that abortion and gay marriage is normal!
NORMAL!!!!!

In this fine country of America, Christians are looked down upon. The nerve; it's sickening. We are the nicest and kindest people on this Green Earth, and I don’t know where these Liberal-Leftist-Loonies get their ideas from! Vicious slurs and despicable insults! And those blessed with a brain bigger than Michael Moore know that these liberals are theoretically spitting right the eye of baby Jesus! Ever since they took over Democratic Congress, it’s clear that a major movement has been in motion: one focused towards banning God from everything, warping our children’s minds, and destroying the very foundation this country was founded on. Like it or not, that happens to be The Judeo Christian beliefs! The Constitution, for example, is a marvelously divine document for self-government by the Christian people... and the minute we let this document slip into the hands of non-Christians is when all Hell broke loose.

These growing groups of Atheists, Homosexuals, and other Pagans have stolen the Constitution and used it to promptly wipe their ass! Their true and blasphemous mission is sent from the Devil to destroy this fine country and the Christians that inhabit the land God gave us the rights to! Mind you, the Indians just took care of the lands of America until we had the time, technology and energy to come and fulfill God’s will by turning it into Freedom Town. As morally sound and sane minded Christian people, we need to rise up and take back this country from the sick perverts that have been running freely with it because this current track we are on right now is headed straight into the fiery pits of Hell.

I’m obviously much too pretty to be breathing in fire and brimstone, so we need to do something and quick! If we could just show people that Christianity is the best lifestyle to lead, then the world would be a drastically happier realm; one of peace, prosperity, and maybe even slavery if we play our cards right.

In my opinion, there are only two types of people in this world: people who love Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and the fools who don’t. And to be quite frank, those who do not love Jesus are, in fact, the ones outcaste, hungry, and who loathe America. If you are not a Christian, you hate America!

I pray every day than we can be a Christian Nation once again. The Church must rise up and take this land! Then, the South will soon follow suit and rise just as quickly!

Praise White Jesus!

Devoted to You, my loyal readers,
Shealita Babay

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