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As per usual, the start of the week left me disappointed and unsatisfied: the gays started fighting out blessed Prop 8 in a California courtroom, while disgusting lesbian FILTH Ellen Degenerate aired nationwide on American Idol’s new season. I thought to myself, “Self… this week’s battle is going to be lost… lost to the cum stained hands of Satan himself!” That is, however, until God started poking his head around and declared that enough was enough! Finally, the lord has given us a sign! Hallelujah! Thank you, Jesus! A sign that proves his righteous wrath and power unto the unholy masses! A sign that says, “Wake up world, I AM paying attention and I do not like what I’m seeing!”

This on going trial, Perry Vs. Swartzanigger, is a tried and true slap to the face of The Baby Jesus. These people want to change the Constitution so it can be in their favor, which is not what this country wants or needs! It’s beyond upsetting that these perverts and sexual deviants are demanding special rights and privileges. Even more discouraging, they have slowly, but surely, been winning, gaining laws to protect sodomy along the way! These people shouldn’t be taken lightly; they will destroy everything holy, pure, and clean in this country, one rectum at a time, until God decides to forsake our lose-assed world.

The Constitution is a fantastic and marvelous document for self-government made by the Christian people. The minute we let this document get into the hands of these atheists, faggots and non-Christians, they will have the power to destroy our fine nation. Like it or not, America was founded on Judeo Christian beliefs. Just look at the history of our founding father: they were all strict Christians. For, if we as a world population thumb our nose in the face of God and his holy word, then, he will return with the proverbial middle finger. However, he does like to do it in a more theatrical way. And we, Americans, sure do love a good show!

I was planning a trip to California to meet up with my good friend Pat Robertson. We both aspired to go to the courtroom and show these law changing homos what is what. Then, God sent us Faithful Christians a sign that he is watching, and planning to no longer let filth go un-noticed. The Lord took his righteous might and shook the unholy plates under the Satan worshipping country of Haiti. These are the consequences that sinners must pay! These people made a pact with the devil to rid the French from their land, and this earthquake shows that God never forgot about this unholy union, nor will he forgive them until they profess their sins!

Pat Robertson could not have said what happened to Haiti better when he proclaimed, "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal [...] ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

Now, that is some real honest truth right there!

The thing that really gets my blood boiling, though, is the money that is just pouring into this country! How dare these people get free handfuls of money! The churches in this country aren’t getting this kind of special treatment. Our priorities are in the wrong places, and this situation proves it. Obama is using this to his political advantage and is giving the bleeding, crybaby liberals a proverbial stroke job by providing the Haitians with money and further relief efforts. We shouldn’t be giving the Haitians anything! Rush Limbaugh is the only one with some balls in the media to stand up against this, and I applaud him with his recent comment against Obama‘s continued abominations.

"Everything this president sees is a political opportunity, including Haiti, and he will use it to burnish his credentials with minorities in this country and around the world, and to accuse Republicans of having no compassion."

Rush also followed it up with this gem: "We’ve already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax." This is why Rush Limbaugh should have monuments erected in his honor. A true America Patriot!

I really hope that this event in Haiti wakes America, and even the rest of the world, up. We have been shown what will happen to us if we continue to support the Devil worshipping countries, give gays the right to have unholy matrimony, and say that Jesus was a Middle Eastern looking man. I could go on about this for hours, but Martin Luther King Jr. day is tomorrow, and I have a rally to prepare for. Praise White Jesus!

Hallelujah,
Shealita Babay

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