Dive into the controversy... Ask Shealita!
SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY
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Children, I wanted this Sunday's sermon to be a bit of a blast from the past for me as well as some of the people reading this highly informative column that shows the innards of the Extreme Left Liberal Faggotry of America.
It’s a little segment I like to call Ask Shealita, its where I ask the Average American (all walks of life, color, and belief) to send me their comments, or questions they’d like me to answer in a way a good Christian would respond to.
I’m planning on doing a regular Ask Shealita every last Sunday of the Month, send your questions to shealita@gaysocialites.com you can also use this email to send me your hate mail if you find what I have to say so offends you. Whether it be about your lack of T-Cells or the mere fact you’re a disgusting feces eating faggot.
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Dear Shealita Babay,
Why are Minorities gaining so much power in our fine country?! Why are we called racists or even getting sued for using our first amendment, which is freedom of speech, when we are simply expressing our dislike of certain classes of people who are clearly not NORMAL (such as Gays, Blacks, Asians, Indians, Eskimos, Transsexuals, and those smug Eskimos)! Do we need another World War to set things STRAIGHT?! Sincerely, Kitty Nitman
Dear Kitty,
The minorities, or as I like to call Gods mistakes, are gaining power because the White Man has become a sissy anti-God faggot; and his house is being ruled by the creatures of the night! Satan has moved his evil roots into the White House that was a temple of Jesus these past 8 years. The demon named Hussein Obama is the devils prophet; he is the dark rider of death to the unborn fetus. Blacks move on up the east side and the property value plummeted, the gays are getting married and forcing us to recognize it while making us eat our babies! As for the handicapped, well they were designed for two reasons. The first reason was clearly for our sheer amusement. Secondly ,they are a symbol of what is to come from not worshipping His name. It is his revenge (same goes for the midget men). Love, Shealita
Dear Shealita,
Is it true that you can be born gay? It seems that people say it’s a lifestyle choice but it appears to be that they are born that way. -Confused in Seattle.
Dear Confused and Clearly Retarded,
You are an idiot and probably a Democrat with your logic. People are not born gay. That is ridiculous. That’s like saying people are born with autism or incest thoughts in their head. No, a person is not born a faggot, that it is in fact a lifestyle choice. People choose all the time to be a gay. It’s a fad that never died until they did from aids. I know one thing you can be born as, and that’s to be born as a Christian. You can not simply choose to be a Christian, Jesus picks you to be saved and frolic in the meadows of heaven and look down upon the depths of hell watching the Jews and un-baptized babies burn in hell. Love, Shealita
Children, in closing, we must remember to honor God and His word! We can not just merely follow the crowd, 'cause we like the high of a drug, or the way a faggot looks in a dress. This will only lead you down the road to a fiery death! Go with Love in Christ
-Halleluyaz, Shealita Babay
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