This week we’ve done a complete 180 from the one of wonder in which our blessed Republicans won back their seats nationwide, The Baby Jesus protected the sacrament of Marriage against those Evil-driven Maine Faggots, and we basked in the most pleasant notion that this Satan-fueled health care bill was going to die. I swear, I was happier than *insert something insulting*. Well, our sunshine is clearly disappearing behind the multi-colored clouds of the gay parade: the Mathew Sheppard Hate Crime Law passed, then the Health Care Bill, practically defying each of our holy Ten Commandments, passed in the HOUSE, and to top it all off, a fucking Muslim goes to town shooting up our beloved Troops. Well, it seems we’ve Kamikazed ourselves deeper into the Asshole of America and I, for one, will not stand for it.

I am furious that this abomination of a law, the Mathew Sheppard Hate Crime Law, is now in effect. Since when is it the American Agenda to create special laws for the perverts, freaks and deviants that run around our streets at night and defile each other in the anus? Who is to say that if I take a beer bottle, smash it and shove it into a faggot’s eye socket, that I did it simply because he was a homosexual!? I would love nothing more than to personally cut the Flames of Hell out of every living and breathing queer, but now us Christians have nothing to fall back on. We can no longer claim that a fag charged us and tried to redecorate our living rooms; we can no longer claim that a lesbian *did this that and the other thing*; we can no longer claim that we have reacted the only way we knew how! I tell you, this government is really taking the average, Christ loving citizen, bending them over a barrel, and giving it to each and every one of us… without liberty and condoms for all.

This country needs to stop glorifying homosexuality and accepting their allegiance to the Devil; we can not accept homosexuality and forcing an opinion on someone is wrong! How dare you tell my child that it is normal (and furthermore, acceptable) for a man/woman to fall in love with someone of the same gender?! They are spitting right into the mouth of the Baby Jesus. And, now that this Law has been made, they are making things more and more difficult for us to have fun. First they took away public lynching, then they allowed inter-racial coupling and marriages, and now the government makes it a severe crime, A HATE CRIME, if we act against a homosexual with violence. They are making it harder and harder for a good Christian to be a Good Christian. The Christ I know would have been right there tying Mathew to that fence on that pale moonlit sky. This Hate Crime Law is the official Noose around the Christian Communities neck! How dare these people try to tell me how to live my life and tell me whom I can and cannot hate!

I officially know what it feels like to be black, except I have good credit and people don’t clutch to their belongings as I pass by. I am no longer a free woman. The government is run by a black man. They want to institute a health care system that robs Peter to pay Paul to rape Mary. In the name of the Father, I pray: FEWER TAXES!!!

My grand daughter asked me what I wanted for Christmas and that would have to be the Still Beating Heart of Nancy Pelousi.

I hate Jews,
Shealita Babay [DISCLAIMER: This article is meant to be satirical.  Still, the view points reflected here are NOT REPRESENTATIVE of GaySocialites.com, Charles Winters & Associates or anyone employed or associated with CWA or any of its subsidiaries. Please send your hate mail to shealita@gaysocialites.com]