There have been a lot of world events that have shocked me this year, but this could be the most shocking. Michael Phelps is dating an ugly little Asian stripper!

It's true. Phelps has revealed that his girlfriend is Caroline "Caz" Pal. "Caz" works as a topless dancer in a Vegas strip joint. Classy, huh? Evidently, she love him long tiiiime!

Phelps has even taken his stripper girlfriend home to meet mom over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Why do all of the REALLY hot ones have be straight and stupid? Surely Phelps realizes he is godly and deserves much better than Caroline Pal! He could have his pick of girlfriends (or boyfriends for that matter!)

If you're looking for the nudie, topless and NSFW pics of "Caz' click here. And for those of you who were hoping to see a hot picture of Michael Phelps:

Ugh! Personally, I'd rather see him with someone like - say - Anderson Cooper?