The Onion is the premier spoof newspaper, and just about everything they write make me laugh. It's good to make light of every situation.

Take a look at The Onion's stats on why Proposition 8 passed:

-17% Always vote yes to everything

-5% Proposition was a lot of reading

-11% Thought it would be last good opportunity to deny someone civil rights

-2% Unhappily married gay people too lazy to get a divorce

-4% Still trying to prove not gay after that one night with Sean

-16% Marriages are already gay enough

-.001% Love and support their son Frederick, but didn't want to see him make a mistake by marrying that good-for-nothing Manuel

There you have it! Even though The Onion made all of that up, some of that stats probably aren't too far from the truth! [by way of queerty.com]