NEWS OF THE WEIRD

My low carb lifestyle limits what ice cream I can eat, but one of my guilty pleasures is Ben and Jerry's. My favorites are Cherry Garcia, Cookie Dough and Banana Split. If PETA has their way, I won't have to worry about cheating with Ben and Jerry's anymore.

Evidently, the animal rights activists at PETA want Ben and Jerry's to start using human breast milk rather than cow's milk to make their product.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I'm alergic to titties! I can't drink human breast milk!

PETA thinks their suggestion will make it more humane for the cows, but what about the people!

Luckily, the folks at Ben and Jerry's say although it's a novel idea, a mother's milk is best used for her child.