Are you kidding me? Us Weekly is so hard up for news on this Monday that they're taking a poll to decide "Which gay couple should get married next?"

Currently in the lead are Neil Patrick Harris and boyfriend David Burtka. Harris and Burtka top TR Knight and Mark Cornelson, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, and Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel who are all in the running.

Why don't they ask which straight couple should get married next? Is the world really that mesmerized about which gay couples are tying the knot?

It's kinda sad really. It's great to be accepted, bad to be capitalized upon... I'm just saying...