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August 19, 2008

Georgia bigfoot discovery was a big lie by two hillbillies

NEWS OF WIERD

The Bigfoot allegedly discovered in the hills of northern Georgia is all a big fake.

I'm so mad. I actually fell for it... kinda!

At a press conference on Friday, noted Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi said the corpse was "as real as you are standing there."

Now his partner Biscardi associate Steve Kulls has thawed out the body and discovered that it is just a costume.

What are these guys thinking? Are they just trying to prove that they are big ole liars? No bigfoot?!

In a long statement on SearchingforBigfoot.com, Kulls reveals what he found early Sunday morning Eastern time as the body thawed out.

"I extracted some [hair] from the alleged corpse and examined it and had some concerns," Kulls writes. "We burned said sample and said hair sample melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair."

Kulls called Biscardi in California, who told him to heat the body to speed up thawing.

"Within one hour we were able to see the partially exposed head," Kulls continues. "I was able to feel that it seemed mostly firm, but unusually hollow in one small section. This was yet another ominous sign."

And the kicker...

"Within the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. ... I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot."

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer say they found the corpse in the Georgia mountains.

Biscardi called Whitton and Dyer at their California hotel, and they admitted it was a hoax. Both agreed to sign a statement. but when Biscardi got there, he "found that they had left."

This is why we shouldn't let hillbillies out in public.



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