Clay Aiken is a father. Hard to believe, huh? It seems a little hard for the American Idol loser to believe himself.

Or so he blogs...

“Wow — 8:08... 08/08/08,” Clay writes in his blog, adding, “the little man his healthy, happy and as loud as his daddy. Mama Jaymes is doing quite well, also.” Aiken stole my dog's name, Parker, but claims he was named after Clay’s late stepfather, Ray Parker.

Since Clay's a big homo, he and Jaymes Foster won't be getting married. They will, however, be raising Parker together.

“The Aiken family, the Foster family and the Parker family are all thrilled,” Clay writes.

Poor kid!