Everyone who can is cashing on on Madonna and Alex Rodriguez's alleged affair.

First Toronto fans showed up with Madonna head shots to distract A-Rod, now a Texas minor-league team is holding an "A-Rod & Madonna night."

The Grand Prairie AirHogs are slashing prices to $1 for any couples at the game who claim to "share an agent" or any individual who wear an Alex Rodriguez jersey or come dressed as "any era of Madonna."

Too bad most gay guys don't like baseball. This is right up our alley! Who could ask for anything more than a bunch of men in tight pants and a Madonna theme?

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