Who knows? But it looked awfully real to me!

WWE owner Vince McMahon is evidently giving away a million dollars in cash every week in something called ""McMahon's Million Dollar Mania."

After Vince gave away the first $50K, the stage... wait, I'll let the folks at wrestling101 tell it in their own words and grammar:

"Mr. McMahon also gave away $1,000,000 for the third week in a row, but now the question is- was the risk worth the reward? In a completely unspeakable series of events, the Chairman had to be stretchered out of the AT&T Center on RAW. After giving away a half of a million dollars in McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania, a mysterious piece of equipment fell to the stage just mere steps away from Mr. McMahon. Then, after some sparks, the steel staging area collapsed right out from under the Chairman, spilling Mr. McMahon and his millions to the floor below. Even after all of that, Vince McMahon made his way to his feet, but was immediately crushed and trapped under the McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania sign. The wrestlers on hand put aside all differences and rivalries to come to the aid of the boss. WWE Champion Triple H, John Cena, World Heavyweight Champion Edge, Shawn Michaels, and countless WWE Officials and EMT’s assisted McMahon out of the rubble. Vince screamed out, "Paul!" to his son-in-law and told the EMT’s that he could not feel his legs. The EMT’s placed an neck brace on the Chairman and slowly got him out from under the destruction. I will update you as soon as I get any word on the condition of Vince McMahon. The only word now is that McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania is obviously suspended until further notice. There will be more information provided on the Chairman at a WrestleMania XXV Press Conference on Tuesday at 1/12c on WWE.com." [sic]

1. Most of this is fake, but I've watched the video and it looks pretty real.

2. There is a lot of publicity for said Press Conference on WWE.com. Hits=dollars. Why the hell do you think I'm writing about wrestling news?

3. If McMahon is really injured, I wish him a speedy recovery.

4. These wrestling fans take this stuff really seriously. This is how they ended their post and how we'll end ours:

"I will do a follow-up to this report tomorrow with my usual match results and match quality, as well as a list of draftees." (Editor's note: Whatever that means...)