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The whole sex tape thing has clearly trickled down to the little people on the D-list. Verne Troyer (a.k.a Mini Me) has a sex tape, and he mailed it to TMZ has obtained a portion of it.

Not that anyone really wants to watch that, right?

Verne and company are saying that someone snatched it from their apartment.

The same guy behind Paris Hilton's tape, Kevin Blatt, says he may distribute Verne's sex tape. Troyer's co-star was his then live-in girlfriend.

I'll admit, I didn't watch it. Gag me. I saw Verne pissing off the back of his Hoveround scooter thing on "The Surreal Life." That's enough for me.