Ahhhh! What the hell is happening?

Now the New York Post (still, not a very reliable source) is reporting that Mariah Carey has married Nick Cannon in the Bahamas.

Carey married the tween actor at the home she just bought in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a source close to the singer told the Post.

"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," the friend said. "And she's always had a crush on him."

I can't believe it!

Even worse, the Post also says there was no pre-nup! What the hell was Mariah thinking? She's worth a ton! Nick Cannon just hit the jack pot!

If this one doesn't last, he's definitely made a few bucks.

We can still hope it isn't true, and if it is - it can be annulled.