Every gay man has to love Tori Spelling. Not only did Tori perfect her spoiled brat role as Donna Martin on "Beverly Hills 90210," but she also played a great fag hag in "Trick."

So naturally, I'm going to be obsessed with Mrs. Dean McDermott's memoirs! Tori evidently dishes the dirt on everyone from her "90210" staff to her family!

Here are some excerpts compliments of People Magazine:

Tori….on why she wrote an autobiography:
"I spent so many years in the media having people tell stories about my life, so I figured I might as well tell the true stories about my life this time. Nobody's read it! Not even [my husband] Dean!"

On Brian Austen Green (who played her 90210 boyfriend):
"I had an insta-crush on Brian Austen Green. Brian was the only guy on the show my age. We had something going over the years we worked together. We were always fighting, making up, having fun and hating each other. We were just young."

On Luke Perry:
"As for Luke Perry, he called me 'Camel' because I had long eyelashes. Trust me, Luke Perry can call you 'Camel' and make it sexy."

On Shannen Doherty:
"Shannen had everything, but she could be arrogant and carefree. Jennie [Garth] was outspoken when she thought Shannen was out of line. Sometimes they got along, but there were explosions. Once they got into a fistfight."

"A night with [Shannen] meant going to the hottest club and drinking until the early hours. I knew she was a 'bad influence,' but I liked her anyway."

I may be the only person in line to buy Tori's tell-all, but I can't wait!