Earlier on Monday, I wrote that Paris Hilton denies being a lesbian. I guess I was actually wrong. Paris never denied that she was a lesbian, she denied that she kissed Elisha Cuthbert.

"Elisha's like my sister," Paris claims. "That's not true."

In an interview with Parade, Hilton says she'll be doing an episode of Showtime's dyke drama, "The L Word".

"It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show."

Now that's hot! In the interview, Paris also plugs away for her new cheese-fest The Hottie and the Nottie. Who ever told Paris Hilton that she could act?