BREAKING NEWS

The new cast of "Dancing with the Stars" was announced Monday on the final episode of "Dance Wars: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann," and its packed full of has-beens and nobodies with the exception of a few stand-outs.

Adam Corolla spilled the beans on his radio show earlier that day telling his listeners that he would be in "Dancing with the Stars" cast for the 2008 season. Corolla said he will be partnered with two-time winner Julianne Hough.

My personal favorite 'star' is Priscilla Presley! Elvis' diva is going to dance her way into your hearts! Mark my words. I love Priscilla, she's a lot more down to earth than you would ever believe.

Celebrity D-lister Shannon Elizabeth, Olympic skater Kristi Yamaguchi and R &B singer Mario will also be 'dancing as well as these 'stars:' Marlee Matlin (Oscar winner for “Children of a Lesser God”), Penn Jillette (Vegas magician), Marissa Jaret Winokur (Tony winning actress for Hairspray), Christian de la Fuente (Latin actor), Monica Seles (Tennis champion), Steve Guttenberg (Actor, “Police Academy” films) and Jason Taylor (NFL All Star).

Notice that no one really gives a shit about "Dance Wars." Everyone is talking about "Dancing with the Stars" even though it was the finale of "Dance Wars."